By which candesgirl means "drabbles, ficlets, wordy odes to an age old past time, it's all welcome with open arms, er, legs...one arm?" Here's her master(bation) list so far, and for my own records, here are two I've written. One today, special for the party, and one long ago. Both in the voyeurism!wank subcategory.

Title: Infidel
Fandom: Phantom of the ( Read more... )

Title: Shipping Wars
Fandom: TOS RPF
Characters: Shatner/Nimoy, DeForest Kelley
Rating: PG-13 (for four f words!)
Words: 4,211
Warnings: Shatner being ridiculous. That is basically all this is.
Summary: From this ancient prompt: Shatnoy, with someone on the cast (awesome if it were De, but anyone is fair game!) successfully playing gay enabler. ( Read more... )

Title: The Younger Model
Rating: R
Pairing: Nimoy/Pine, off-screen Shatnoy
Words: ~2,500
Disclaimer: Not only is this not true, I'd never want it to be.
Summary: This isn't about Bill at all. Just keep telling yourself that, Leonard.
Warnings: Given my other contributions, I feel the need to warn for angst. And sex.
Notes: I posted prematurely, ( Read more... )

Title: Meta Isn’t Even a Word
Rating: R for a few f-words and self-indulgence
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen. Which is sort of what this is about.
Word Count: 1,904
Summary: Leonard finds shatnoy_rpf and worries that Bill will be upset. Then he worries he won’t be.
Notes: This is dedicated to the good people at shatnoy_rpf with love. I should point out that there are a lot ( Read more... )

Title: Biological Units
Pairing: Shatnoy
Summary: De charges Leonard with a unique task, but it may not be the one he thinks it is.
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,713
Disclaimer: Nothing like this happened. Thank god.
Notes: References to "The Changeling." I don't even know what this is, guys. It's just silly! Inspired by of that look Shatner gives ( Read more... )

Title: The Method
Pairing: Shatnoy.
Rating: PG-13, for language mostly
Summary: Sometimes, Leonard thinks Bill takes his part too seriously. Or not seriously enough.
Words: 1,751
Notes: Written for this prompt from trek_rpf_kink:
So now I want a story about various instances wherein Bill kind of thought he was Captain Kirk for a moment, there. SHATNOY, ( Read more... )

[Everyone interested has likely read the following several fics at shatnoy_rpf. But I feel I need to have everything in one place, so sorry for cluttering up your flist!

However, if you do happen to enjoy any of these, please see the community because there is so much good/fun/silly/thoughtful/beautiful work going on there, I cannot do them justice.]

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I did not just write a real-person drabble.

I was reading about William Shatner (as one does at work), and came cross this gem from Playboy:

Playboy: Who is better in bed, Captain Kirk or T.J. Hooker?
Shatner: One is a giver and the other is a taker. So it works beautifully.And I wrote this ( Read more... )